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Welcome to Port Belvedere

I make shitty gifs about Captainsparklez instead of being an adult with responsibilities, but that doesn’t mean I'm a saint to the hellhole tag some of us call a “family” . Welcome aboard, sparklerz! #TeamIanite

Lindsey, 20, cultural anthropology major, professional eavesdropper

Sep 20 '14
iijerichoii (Day 82) - Listen (1:31:40)

*coughs loudly*

Sep 19 '14

arhavis:

jerry-the-slime:

itsyergurl:

jerry-the-slime:

itsyergurl:

careless-carrot:

what if someday someone in the tag comes out as Jordan

it was him all along he was just hiding behind a name

heh.

Spoiler alert: It me

I KNEW IT!!

Yep. Because I’ve never uploaded a selfie or cam’d on a TinyChat. Nah. It was all a ROUSE! 

No but raise your hand if you’ve had someone come into your inbox accusing you of being Jordan *raises hand*

I never did because I am a master of deception.

Sep 19 '14

itsyergurl:

jerry-the-slime:

itsyergurl:

careless-carrot:

what if someday someone in the tag comes out as Jordan

it was him all along he was just hiding behind a name

heh.

Spoiler alert: It me

I KNEW IT!!

Yep. Because I’ve never uploaded a selfie or cam’d on a TinyChat. Nah. It was all a ROUSE! 

Sep 19 '14

itsyergurl:

careless-carrot:

what if someday someone in the tag comes out as Jordan

it was him all along he was just hiding behind a name

heh.

Spoiler alert: It me

Sep 19 '14

Anonymous asked:

Jordan is just unfairly attractive, like jesus christ its not even remotely fair when I've never seen a man who looks as attractive as him in real life yet please do something about this its just unnecessary

Yeah idk where all the stupidly cute people have been hiding but apparently they all live far away from me. lol

Sep 19 '14

Anonymous asked:

To the "I'm not a big fan of Aureylian but I'm a fan of the building game so I'm having difficult deciding if I want to watch it or not D:" anon, I hate Aurey, I can't stand her but you get used to it, just sorta "ignore" her. She doesn't even speak that much, it's cool. You just gotta learn how to live with her. That's life bro.

Yeah man, and idk why it’s suddenly a problem now for anyone. It’s not like Aurey hasn’t been there since the beginning. If she’s not your style, oh well. *shrug*

Sep 19 '14

Anonymous asked:

Anon, when you're masturbating, anything goes, if your cousin pops in to your mind, it's not your fault. Don't worry dream and think about whatever the fuck you want, tell those stupid ass bitches to fuck off.

arhavis:

Ye

ANON FUCKS THEIR COUSIN SPREAD IT LIKE WILDFIRE

Sep 19 '14

thisisthinprivilege blocks and deletes notes so no one can critisize them.

News flash: People are critisizing you because you’re wrong about basic nutrition and you’re spreading lies.

Sep 19 '14

jerry-the-slime:

thisisthinprivilege:

You’ll all notice, by the way, that people never tell football players or weightlifters with joint problems to lose weight to help with their knees. I guess somehow knees can tell good weight from bad weight? That being 300lbs and muscular isn’t “putting extra stress” on knees, but being 300lbs and fat is?

This is always where you can spot the bullshit, by the way. People insist that it’s weight that’s the problem with whatever (and BMI, which is what “obesity” is determined solely by, is nothing but a ratio of height to weight; football players and weightlifters are, by the medical definition, obese, too), but somehow it doesn’t count if it’s muscle mass, and somehow people know what your lean tissue mass is by looking at you, no one can have a layer of fat over a bunch of muscle. Fat people can’t possibly be muscular as well, because everybody knows that fat people are lazy. Never mind that muscle mass naturally builds up as you gain weight from fat, sending your total body mass even higher.

ETA: I will now get at least six people attempting to explain to me how the “physics” that makes fat put extra stress on joints doesn’t work on muscles, by the way.

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I guess while no one’s going to hear me say anything negative:

*ehem* Being a 300lb “muscular” football player is a vast difference in body type than being let’s say, a 5’5” woman who’s 300 lbs and has never even played a sport outside of Grade school P.E. please stop acting like there’s nothing unhealthy about being overweight Jesus Christ.

Sep 19 '14

thisisthinprivilege:

You’ll all notice, by the way, that people never tell football players or weightlifters with joint problems to lose weight to help with their knees. I guess somehow knees can tell good weight from bad weight? That being 300lbs and muscular isn’t “putting extra stress” on knees, but being 300lbs and fat is?

This is always where you can spot the bullshit, by the way. People insist that it’s weight that’s the problem with whatever (and BMI, which is what “obesity” is determined solely by, is nothing but a ratio of height to weight; football players and weightlifters are, by the medical definition, obese, too), but somehow it doesn’t count if it’s muscle mass, and somehow people know what your lean tissue mass is by looking at you, no one can have a layer of fat over a bunch of muscle. Fat people can’t possibly be muscular as well, because everybody knows that fat people are lazy. Never mind that muscle mass naturally builds up as you gain weight from fat, sending your total body mass even higher.

ETA: I will now get at least six people attempting to explain to me how the “physics” that makes fat put extra stress on joints doesn’t work on muscles, by the way.

Sep 17 '14
colorfulchaos11:

Amazing, thank you

colorfulchaos11:

Amazing, thank you

Sep 16 '14

Anonymous asked:

You asked me for hate For a Haiku about you Anonymously. ... (I don't actually hate anybody I just really f*cking love haikus)

Sorry, I can’t take

your hate, even on anon

unless in poem form

Sep 15 '14

Anonymous asked:

plz help I can't sleeo

Try some hot tea and apple juice? Maybe watch a few hours of Captainsparklez to get you nice and relaxed?

Sep 15 '14

Anonymous asked:

I'm not a big fan of Aureylian but I'm a fan of the building game so I'm having difficult deciding if I want to watch it or not D:

Dude even if you don’t like Aurey’s style, there’s still a bunch of other cool people, so why not watch it? :D

Sep 15 '14

jordansballs:

I understand that you all want notes on your selfies but it does clog up the tag like people come to this tag to see Jordan related things and as pretty as all your faces are they aren’t Jordan related