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Welcome to Port Belvedere

Port Belvedere

This blog is a classy zone for expressing how spectacular Jordan Maron is. Enjoy your stay, and welcome aboard, sparklers!

Lindsey, 20, cultural anthropology major, professional eavesdropper, gif maker, and content creator
Apr 24 '14

ask-pyscho-weasl-girl:

when you have fandoms that no one gives a shit about so your just likeimage

Apr 24 '14
thejdsbitches:

damnitzurboi:

I went to the nurses office at my school today and saw this disturbing thing….don’t worry, I’m not sleeping tonight anyway.

what

Idk if I’m more scared of the warning written in blood or the scary lady that looks like she’s gonna kill you whether you sleep or not

thejdsbitches:

damnitzurboi:

I went to the nurses office at my school today and saw this disturbing thing….don’t worry, I’m not sleeping tonight anyway.

what

Idk if I’m more scared of the warning written in blood or the scary lady that looks like she’s gonna kill you whether you sleep or not

Apr 23 '14

unikittyforever asked:

•3•

On the first page of the story

When you try your best but you don’t succeed

Another day another life

Hey hey, wouldn’t it be great, great

I can’t seem to feel the envy, I should feel

1. Love the Way You Lie Part 2 - Rihanna

2. Fix You - Coldplay

3. Autumn Leaves - Ed Sheeran

4. Slowtown - Twenty One Pilots

5. Feel the Envy - Franz Ferdinand

Apr 23 '14

The puff levels are so high right now

Probably a side effect of Bad Luckville.

Apr 22 '14

love1to1hate asked:

•3•

I was following the
you and me between the sheets
I need a kiss
Hello Seattle, I am a mountaineer
Are we judged by the things we say

1. White Winter Hymnal (Fleet Foxes) - Birdy
2. Between Sheets - Imogen Heap
3. Beautiful Day - Marie & the redCat
4. Hello Seattle - Owl City
5. Encyclopedia of Classic Takedowns - A.C. Newman

Apr 22 '14

rusherthirteen asked:

•3•

Do you have the time to listen to me whine

She asked me, “Son, when you grow old

In Penny Lane, there is a barber showing photographs

Skies are crying

I say hey, I be gone today

1. Basket Case - Green Day

2. House of Gold - Twenty One Pilots

3. Penny Lane - The Beatles

4. Skyscraper - Demi Lovato

5. Say hey (I Love You) - Michael Franti

Apr 22 '14

deidramara asked:

•3•

Wakey Wakey

I was five and he was six

What was sent to the soldier’s wife

I’m not sure if there’s a point to the story

Here come old flattop, he come grooving up slowly

1. Faust Arp - Radiohead

2. Bang Bang - Nancy Sinatra

3. Ballad of the soldier’s wife - Coldplay

4. Carolina Drama - The Racanteurs

5. Come Together - The Beatles

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Apr 22 '14

fluffz115 asked:

•3•

Please aim slow

Just yesterday morning they let me know you were gone

Every night in my dreams

Whenever I’m alone with you

Paper bags and plastic hearts

1. Step Right Up - Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

2. Fire & Rain - Birdy

3. My Heart Will Go On - Celine Dion

4. Lovesong - Adele

5. The Great Escape - Boys Like Girls

Apr 22 '14

jordanmarons-happytrail asked:

•3•

Now the night is coming to an end.

Crazy words, crazy tune

I’m holding on your rope,

She pops into the bathroom

You might think you’ve picked a scene

1. Truce - Twenty One Pilots

2. Crazy Words, Crazy Tune - The California Ramblers

3. Apologize - One Republic

4. Bad Body Double - Imogen Heap

5. Dark Fantasy - Kanye West

Apr 22 '14

hot-diggity-damnn asked:

•3•

You wore a hoodless sweatshirt on your bed that night

Open your eyes

Whats somebody like you, doing in a place like this?

Some said the local lake had been enchanted

Penniless and tired, with your hair grown long

1. Montana - Youth Lagoon

2. Fade Away - Approaching Nirvana

3. If We Ever Meet Again - Timbaland

4. Genius Next Door - Regina Spektor

5. He Doesn’t Know Why - Fleet Foxes

Apr 22 '14

mysticspectrum:

the32ndofaugust:

Is it just me or is Jordan is getting dirtier and dirtier?

I like it.

Apr 22 '14

Send me a •3• and I will put my playlist on shuffle, write down the first line of five songs and give it to you as a poem from me

(Source: inboxshenanigans)

Apr 21 '14

Anonymous asked:

Is it just me or is Jordan getting chubbier????

From today’s vlog, he was just at an imperfect angle. I don’t think he’s getting chubby and even if he was, he would be just as handsome as he has always been.

Apr 21 '14

bloodaccio394 asked:

Why are you so amazing

I’m not actually that amazing, I just like making gifs for you guys. :D

Apr 21 '14
Revenge Hit A Million Likes O.O
Jordan “butter fingers” Maron, everyone

Revenge Hit A Million Likes O.O

Jordan “butter fingers” Maron, everyone